{"product_id":"how-many-funds-does-a-founder-give-zero-funds-given-t-shirt","title":"How Many Funds Does a Founder Give? — Zero Funds Given T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp id=\"size-guide-link\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sizing-guide-and-buyer-responsibility#mens_tee\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eView size guide — Men’s founder tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nYour business gets your time, your energy, and a suspiciously large share of your savings. Unsolicited opinions? ZERO FUNDS GIVEN.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny founder T-shirt asks “HOW MANY FUNDS DOES A FOUNDER GIVE?” and answers with exactly the attitude your budget allows. Periwinkle lettering anchors the design. The punchline appears in Graphite on White and Light Silver on Black, finished with a small copper-colored BOOTSTRAPPIN’ signature.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in Black and White, this entrepreneur tee pairs cheeky startup humor with substantial midweight cotton and a soft-washed finish. The 5.5 oz fabric gives it a more substantial feel while keeping the softness you want for everyday wear.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it to coffee meetings, working sessions, or those days when your title is founder and your responsibilities are absolutely everything. A funny entrepreneur gift for a startup founder, bootstrapped business owner, or anyone who has heard one too many “Have you tried…” suggestions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe business gets your savings. This tee gets the last laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFabric and construction:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n- 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n- Substantial 5.5 oz\/yd² fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n- Soft-washed finish\u003cbr\u003e\n- Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n- Reinforced neckline with 1 × 1 ribbed collar\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll give the business another evening, another weekend, and probably the money you meant to spend on a vacation. The armchair advisory board gets a different allocation. This is for builders who welcome a useful idea but have officially stopped budgeting energy for every passing opinion. The founder is busy. The suggestion box is operating on limited funding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product-care\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine-wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. 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