{"product_id":"big-founder-energy-hoodie-zero-funds-given","title":"Big Founder Energy Hoodie — Zero Funds Given","description":"\u003cp id=\"size-guide-link\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/sizing-guide-and-buyer-responsibility#hoodies\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eView size guide — Hoodies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\nThe business got your money. Everyone else can get in line.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBIG FOUNDER ENERGY. ZERO FUNDS GIVEN. A funny founder hoodie for entrepreneurs investing everything in the dream—and considerably less in unsolicited advice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA bold Periwinkle serif headline pairs with a Graphite punchline on White and a Light Silver punchline on Black or Vintage Black. A small copper-colored BOOTSTRAPPIN’ signature delivers startup humor with just enough attitude. Because building your own business requires confidence, persistence, and occasionally pretending the bank balance is none of your concern.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it for coffee runs, late-night working sessions, or another meeting that could have been an email. This entrepreneur hoodie speaks fluent bootstrapping: big ambition, limited funding, and no patience for someone suggesting you “just find an investor.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA cheeky gift for a startup founder, small business owner, or self-funded entrepreneur who has already put their money where their mouth is.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBig founder energy. The funds are otherwise committed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe motivational quotes are free. Unfortunately, the invoices are not. You’ve invested your time, your savings, and an alarming number of tabs in making this thing work. This hoodie is for the founder who can still laugh at the situation while doing something about it. Big vision, busy calendar, and a bank account that would appreciate a little privacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n• 100% cotton face\u003cbr\u003e\n• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric patch on the back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matching flat drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\n• 3-panel hood\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis style runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003cdiv id=\"product-care\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine-wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not dry-clean or iron directly over the artwork. 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